As the regions most noted gunrunners

Dear Domestic Terrorist,

The Doncaster And District Alternative Dance Assembly (DADADA) are in urgent need of small caliber weapons for their forthcoming reenactment of the Siege of Sidney Street.

As the regions most noted gunrunner we would like to inquire as to whether it would be possible to take advantage of your noted 3-for-2 deal on a collection of German Mauser C96s?

Yours sincerely,
Edward Aardvark Jones (Secret Secretary, DADADA)

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