July 2009


A UK Drugs Policy Commission report has found that drug laws might be worsening drug problems instead of improving them. The report has found that arresting drug dealers and disrupting their networks may create more harm to the community than leaving them alone, and that tolerating some drug dealing could help reduce violent crime.

Roger Howard, chief executive of the UK Drug Policy Commission, and Iain Duncan Smith, Chairman of the think tank the Centre for Social Justice, discuss the report’s findings.

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The number of cocaine users in Britain has risen by 25 per cent in a year to almost one million, official figures revealed yesterday, prompting calls for the Government to rethink its anti-drugs strategy. About one in 10 people admits having tried the drug – three times as many as 15 years ago. Figures from the British Crime Survey also suggest that about 439,000 cocaine users are in their late teens or early 20s.

The number of children treated in hospital for overdosing on Class A drugs has more than tripled in a decade, says the NHS, with 60 under-18s admitted for acute cocaine poisoning this year, compared with 16 in 1999. According to the College of Emergency Medicine, the admission to hospital of young adults with heart problems caused by cocaine abuse has become almost routine since 2004.

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It must not be assumed that arrests of dealers and traffickers and drug seizures will automatically have a positive impact on communities. Although drug laws reinforced by a level of enforcement appear to have contained the illicit drug market to some degree, ‘more’ enforcement generally does not lead to ‘less’ availability because established drug markets are too resilient and adaptable.

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One local resident wishes to make known their disbelief at this weekend’s Tramlines Music festival, the effect had on him and no doubt others living around the area.There have previously been loud music events on Devonshire Green several years ago but none since the redesign of the green, and these weren’t half as loud either.

They live in a flat overlooking Division Street about 250 yards from the edge of Devonshire Green/ The Forum on Devonshire Street, even at this distance the music could be heard inside my flat at a volume similar to if they had the TV on. This was from Sunday afternoon until 9pm with the windows closed and was comparable to being immediately outside a nightclub.

The impression they get from speaking to neighbours is that Saturday was even louder than this. There experience was that when the music stopped on Sunday evening on the Green it signalled the beginning of a further 4 hours of music only this time thumping out of a packed Frog & Parrot pub, a few yards from where they live.

They attempted to go to bed just after midnight but had to give up on that idea while the venue kept going until 1.20am and the last live band finally stopped. The volume level was turned up even louder for the last hour, as it was on Saturday night from all accounts. When they ventured outside around 12.30am, the Frog & Parrot had become the main focal point of the area and there was lots of people milling around outside and some were shouting, etc. The music filled the street and obviously into many of our homes at a volume rarely ever heard on a Friday or Saturday night, never mind on what is usually a fairly quiet Sunday.

This weekend of activity may have boosted elements of the local economy but at what expense? Apart from residents being subjected to a 24hr total of nuisance out of little more than a 36hr period (late morning Saturday until after midnight Sunday/Monday); this short term gain for the local economy is surely outweighed by hospital admissions from alcohol misuse – either via A&;E over the weekend or long term impact on health – from creating an environment where people feel encouraged to drink more than usual and for longer than they can handle.

As well as this aspect of being a drain on resources funded by the taxpayer, there are other costs to the locality which come out of the Council Tax budget – the police’s efforts to keep the area safe, for example.

They feel that it was irresponsible to put on a festival of this nature in an area that already witnesses widespread alcohol related problems from its bars and nightlife. They don’t know what else to say except to ask whether the organisers had any consideration ahead of time as to what consequences there could be and what impact it might have on people’s lives, or what is just to go ahead with it and see what happened?

This is abridged copy of a e-mail complaint regards Tramlines Music Event hold over the weekend of 25-27 July 2009:

Climate change is not simply a question of carbon emissions. The depletion of water, soil and mineral resources and decimation of biodiversity and ecosystems now being experienced across the planet are the result of an utter bankruptcy in the relationship between human economic activity and the rest of life on earth. It is now clear that if this relationship is not drastically altered in the coming years the consequences will be, to say the least, disastrous.

What is this borne of? The very language we use and metaphors we draw upon to describe the ecological crisis; that of exhaustion, degradation and exploitation are all familiar to us as trade unionists and working class activists. The world over, workers are subject to overwork and exploitation to the point of physical and mental collapse. The reality we face now is that the planet itself faces such a collapse. The force that drives the stripping of rainforests and the poisoning of the atmosphere is the same that drives the exploitation of one human being by another; the logic that profit should be the basic imperative of human activity, the logic of capitalism. We should draw no distinctions between its willingness to wreck human life or that of any other living thing. Capitalism is and will always be hostile to all life.

We are creative and dynamic enough to be able to build a society that does not put itself in a state of perpetual warfare with the other living things we share a planet with. But right now we are not the ones in control to our own creativity or dynamism; our capacity to produce. The basic question of who decides what people’s work and efforts are applied  towards is the key to understanding environmental damage. Wresting back the control of our own work from the class of bosses who have squandered and wasted generation upon generation of both people and resources must be fought for with a fire and passion that reflects the knowledge of the fact that in this struggle, everything is at stake. Revolutionary change and the adoption of a new set of imperatives for our labours is needed to create any sort of genuine sustainability.

So what? It is easy enough to say that you won’t ever get a sustainable capitalist society. We cannot be part of a movement that is happy to say ‘we’ll sort out the environment after the revolution,’ no. This counter posing of the two is just as philistine as those who say ‘forget the revolution; we need to save the planet.’ Any analysis of both the already happening and likely future impact of climate change makes it clear that more and more, it will start to have massive implications for the daily lives of huge sections of the world’s population.

Examples of how this might begin to play out are everywhere. Last year there were riots in Mexico, Morocco and the Philippines over a jump in food prices caused almost entirely by increased global use of biofuels. The great hidden factor behind recent conflicts in Somalia and Darfur has been the vast reduction in the areas of arable land as a result of water shortage and desertification. The centrality of winning control of remaining reserves of oil to the recent wars of the great imperialist powers is well documented. When we think of both the forces that have generated this disaster and more to the point, the people who will be the ones to pay the consequences of it the class divisions are exposed openly. It will not be those with the money and technology to either move from the worst affected areas or pay for measures to adapt. The worst affected will be those who now bear the least responsibility, those without economic or social power.

Perhaps the most worrying potential impact of climate change is the responses that political systems willing to place on group of people above anther. We have already seen the rhetoric and reality of security politics and national preservation come to the fore. The Indian state is currently undertaking to build a perimeter fence around its entire border with Bangladesh, a country more at risk than almost any other from the devastating consequences of rising sea levels. The measure has been talked of explicitly as a barrier to migration. What will happen to the Bangladeshi people, trapped inside this ring, if sea levels rise and they are driven from their homes?

The British National Party give very serious attention to questions of environmental damage, peak oil, famine and food supply. For fascists like them climate change provides the perfect opportunity try and argue their view of the world that humanity consists of races and nations in constant conflict and competition. The response of Nazi Germany to food shortages in World War II was to launch a program of mass starvation targeted at ‘inferior races’. What these people might advocate in the face of the affects of climate change does not bear thinking about.

Reactionary responses are by no means confined to the far right. Many have sought to explain climate change as a problem of ‘overpopulation’. This is a discourse that effectively places the blame for climate change at the feet of, either explicitly or implicitly, poor [often black] people for simply having to much sex. It is not that there are too many people in the world, it is that a tiny proportion of those people control what the rest of us spend our lives doing,
and they are doing so for their own benefit with no regard for the consequences for future generations.

It is clear that ecological destruction and the results of it are and will increasingly become a point of real, live class struggle. When polled young CWU (Communication Workers’ Union) members said that in terms of concerns and worries for the future, climate change came second only to housing. There is no better example of the complete bankruptcy of capitalism as a way of organising our society for its long term survival and benefit than the fact that it now threatens the very ability of the planets ecosystems to support complex life such as ourselves.

Workers Climate Action

WCA is a network of socialists, anarchists, trade unionists and other working class activists brought together by an understanding of climate change along the lines set out above. We met each other, largely, and have been active in, the Camp for Climate Action and have been part of its mobilisations against the building of a third runway at Heathrow and the proposed new coal fire power station at Kingsnorth. We have helped build and contributed to these campaigns against two projects that stand as testament to the willingness of our ruling class to court climactic disaster for the sake of profit. The basic principle is that in all instances you make solidarity with the oppressed; in the case of an environmentally damaging industry therefore there is a contradiction to be grappled with. While the short term economist interest of the workers is for the expansion and continuation of that industry, the wider interest of the working class and of the world is that their skills are applied to another role. The only principle that can break through this problem is that of solidarity, solidarity with people and planet regardless of any distinction. The main areas in which WCA has been active are as follows:

- Hands Off Kingsnorth, Hands off Heathrow

We aim to build support amongst the trade union movement against the building of these two mega projects but with the firm demand that there should be provision of skilled, well paid green collar jobs in place of the coal fired station within a broader framework of a demand for a nationalized construction and energy industry to carry out public works to build a sustainable infrastructure.

- Solidarity with migrant workers

We have supported the struggle for decent conditions and legal regularisation of migrant cleaners from Colombia, Ecuador and Nigeria who were forced here as a result of the economic and environmental catastrophes wrought on their countries by British and other western multinational companies. Their story of displacement at home, then rampant exploitation in the country where they have sought refuge is a summary like no other of the integration of how globalised capitalism exploits ‘developing nations’, trashes their ecology and how both of these are rooted in the basic relationship of exploiting boss against worker, of boss against any restriction to their profit.

- Solidarity with public transport workers

The role of transport workers in the struggle of the working class as a whole for dignity and decent conditions has always been central. We have supported workers on the buses and railways and made the point that the industry should be brought under collective control and go on to provide not only a decent standard of living for its workforce but also mass training for that workforce and a free network of public transport for everyone.

- Oppose chauvinism and nationalism

When the ‘British Jobs for British Workers’ dispute blew up we were quick to oppose this as an orientation for struggle against the bosses’ crisis. By the same ticket we were quick to get down to the protests on the Isle of Grain to make a basic solidarity on the basis that the dispute there was first and foremost a trade union issue but that any working class resistance must be on a basis of internationalism. The narrow chauvinist logic that justifies or attempts to create complicity by British workers in the exploitation of other nations and migrant workers bears a striking resemblance to the trade union beauracrats backing the runway at Heathrow or new coal fired power stations that will be catastrophic environmentally, for the sake of ‘job creation.’

- Solidarity with workers in the car industry

The current crisis has shown that the big multinational car companies are intent on winding up manufacturing in this country in order to move production to areas of the world where they can get away with lower wages. WCA activists took part in and have supported the occupations and struggles of Ford Visteon workers, as an act of solidarity and working-class defence against another bosses’ attempt to make us pay for their crisis. But also we have been making the argument that, no we don’t want to defend these industries so they can carry on churning out cars. The skills and capabilities of the car industry should be reapplied to producing the technology we need to fight climate change. Workers should control their own industries and work for the benefit of society.

Workers of the world unite! Save it!

Bob Sutton

Make The Middle Class History recycle a few?

Last year thousands of people camped at Kingsnorth coal fired power station, casting a big question mark over new coal in the UK. Then in the spring of this year thousands of people swooped on the city whilst the G20 was meeting in London: tents were pitched and the carbon trading centre in the hub of the financial district shut its doors for the day, Last Year The Drax 29 as they become known, including two Theos, a Felix, Bertie, Robin, Oliver, Jasmin and a Clemmie,  stoped a train full of coal.

This year 114 people were arrested in a 2am police raid on a community centre and school on Sneinton Dale, Nottingham, early on Easter Monday, 13th April. It is believed that a demonstration was planned at the E.On powerstation at Ratcliffe-on-Soar as a spokesperson for the company claimed that it was the “planned target of an organised protest”. The Ratcliffe-on-Soar coal-fired power station is the 3rd largest source of carbon dioxide emissions in the UK and has been previously targeted by the climate activists? are they right, or does coal as an energy source, via clean coal technology, have a future – as we believe?  Or more to the point, are human beings, however well intentioned, capable of controlling the Earth’s climate by the measures proposed by Theo, Bertie and Felix?

The Crisis

160,000 of the worlds most vulnerable people are dying every year because of droughts and famines brought on by human-caused global warming. Soon enough, these problems will effect all of us, with rising sea levels, water scarcity, and insecure food supplies. It will even impact those of us working in high emissions industries such as power generation, since the bosses will show as little regard for our wages and working conditions as they do for the planet when they are faced with a choice between their profits and our welfare.

For Workers Control

It will be the workers, not the bosses who are hit the hardest by the effects of climate change. And it is the workers who will be expected to pay for the disastrous effects through lower wages, worse conditions, higher prices, and regressive taxation. Organised labour is also in the best position to prevent a climate disaster. We have the power to take control of our workplaces, to strike, and to halt production. We have the potential to control and limit carbon emissions through collective action, and the power to force the Government to implement the green technology that we desperately need. Without the collective action of organised labour, we will be unlikely to make the changes to our economy we need, before it is too late.

For a Just Transition

We must move our economy away from fossil fuels – but we must do it in a fair and just way. That is why we are working for a programme of Just Transition. This means that changes in employment and activity should be fair and not cost workers or communities their health, wealth or assets. Those affected by these changes will take a leading role in creating new policies and solutions. It will mean that the cost of those changes will fall on those who can afford it, not on those who can’t.

The global holocaust is a continuous everyday rape of life.Everyday animals are eviscerated, women are raped, children molested and murdered, species pushed to extinction. The earth our home, our life, the mother of all life is ravaged. A stand must be taken now for the crisis is upon us, WAR must be declared, our culture and its corrupt supporters must fall..

The Spetical returns

As Theos, a Felix, Bertie, Robin, Oliver, Jasmin and a Clemmie and a few working class fools who have fallen for the lies we are told by the Middle Class gather we need to be there with a counter demo and action, any one up for makeing placards and banners saying Make The Middle Class History recycle them?

Capitalism can’t save the climate – It couldn’t even eradicate poverty, provide decent education for all, or make the trains run on time

The Big Green Gathering 2009, which was due to be held on Fernhill Farm from Wednesday 29th until Sunday 2nd has been today officially canceled after the directors decided to hand the licence for the event back to Mendip District Council, after they were threatened with the prospect of a High Court injunction being issued against the directors and owner of Fernhill Farm this coming Monday 27th. The licence was handed back to the directors on the legal advice that the Big Green would not have a chance of winning the High Court hearing. The Big Green Gathering 2009, which was due to be held on Fernhill Farm from Wednesday 29th until Sunday 2nd has been today officially canceled after the directors decided to hand the licence for the event back to Mendip District Council, after they were threatened with the prospect of a High Court injunction being issued against the directors and owner of Fernhill Farm this coming Monday 27th.

The licence was handed back to the directors on the legal advice that the Big Green would not have a chance of winning the High Court hearing. The official line from the Big Green Gathering is that the local police and Mendip District Council have made a clear and consistent effort to ‘break’ the Big Green Gathering, something that they have managed to do today. Word in the field is that the police had prior knowledge of the injunction, some say up to three weeks ago. This would mean that having prior knowledge they allowed many people to run up expenses and costs that will most likely lead to the financial ruin of many individuals and certainly the festival itself. Shortly prior to the event, the appointed security company, Stuart Security demanded a 60% down-payment and then 40% up front before the event.

The Big Green could not initially provide this, due to cash flow before the event and so a loan from Triodos Bank was obtained in order to finance this and meet the licence requirements. However, despite this, due the fact the director of Stuart didn’t receive a cheque in time, Stuart contacted the police to say they wasn’t going to be the security company for the Big Green. They then dallied in giving the Big Green an answer as to whether they were going to do it and due to this dallying coupled with the Big Green’s need to find a security provider to meet the licensing requirements laid down by the council, the Big Green then found an alternative security company, Coast to Coast. It seems apparent that the change in security company from Stuart Security (who are reported to have a ’special relationship’ with the police, backed up by the accusation that many Stuart employees are ex-police officers), was however not satisfactory for the council, who then came up with a host of other demands in order to meet the licence, which had already been issued, at the last minute (see attached letter from the council to the directors of the Big Green), something which the Big Green made every effort to meet. The last straw was that a technicality that led to the Big Green believing that they’d loose the High Court case for injunction was to do with the road closure order.

The word is that the person in the Council department responsible for these order who was going to issue a 7 day order, had pressure put on them by the Council and the police to refuse the order. It is pouring with rain here. There are many directors and crew who are facing financial ruin due to the actions of the police and Mendip District Council. Please note that the above are all notes based on hearsay and cannot be confirmed or taken as an official statement on the part of the Big Green Gathering Company Ltd or any of its associates or contractors. PDF Document Letter from council to

Big Green regarding injuction. 0.5 Mb

workers climate action

It looks as if the Vestas dispute might bring a much needed dose of class consciousness to the ongoing campaign against climate change. The recently formed Workers Climate Action (WCA) have played a major role in helping the Vestas workers organise their protest. All too often climate protests have unwittingly proved antagonistic to workers and working class communities, but it is only the working class who have the power to make real, long term differences with regard to climate change. As WCA themselves say…

It will be the workers, not the bosses who are hit the hardest by the effects of climate change. And it is the workers who will be expected to pay for the disastrous effects through lower wages, worse conditions, higher prices, and regressive taxation. Organised labour is also in the best position to prevent a climate disaster. We have the power to take control of our workplaces, to strike, and to halt production. We have the potential to control and limit carbon emissions through collective action, and the power to force the Government to implement the green technology that we desperately need. Without the collective action of organised labour, we will be unlikely to make the changes to our economy we need, before it is too late.

Despite attempts by the police to starve out those occupying the factory morale remains high. Speaking to The Guardian Terry one occupier, Ian Terry, said…

“The atmosphere is brilliant. I think it’s amazing what people have done. We know there are different groups with different opinions on certain things but they’re all singing from the same hymn sheet and support is just snowballing.”

Send messages of support to:

Savevestas@googlemail.com

The Vestas Fighting Fund:

Cheques Payable to ‘Ryde and East Wight Trades Union’

Send Cheques to:

22 Church Lane
Ryde
Isle of Wight
PO33 2NB

Bombard Ed Miliband with messages!  Tell the government to step in and keep the factory open.

Doncaster constituency office tel. 01302 875 462

If you live near Doncaster email us at verymerrymen[at]gmail.com if you’re interested in paying Ed’s office a surprise visit?

Westminster office tel. 020 7219 4778.

Email: ps.ed.miliband@decc.gsi.gov.uk

Website:

http://savevestas.wordpress.com

Curated by the really quite brilliant Michael Eden ( http://www.myspace.com/michaeleden ), undoubtedly one of Sheffield’s finest solo artists, this stage will showcase some of the best Sheffield has to offer acoustic-wise, as well as calling upon some friends from further afield to help out, and it’s all taking place outdoors in the stunning setting of the steps of Sheffield City Hall. Now all our comments this looks to be the better side of Tramlines and we are the image makers, we will have a full team including a film crew fucking bring it on look forword to all the acts and at last we get to meet http://www.myspace.com/neilmcsweeney and see him life well over due we can tell you bring it fucking on:

Here’s how it’s looking:

1.00
Gina Walters
http://www.myspace.com/ginawalters

1.45
Sergeant Buzfuz
http://www.myspace.com/sergeantbuzfuz

2.30
Jody Wildgoose
http://www.myspace.com/jodywildgoose

3.15
Adam Ficek (Of Babyshambles fame)
http://www.myspace.com/roseskingscastles

4.00
Cosmo Jarvis
http://www.myspace.com/cosmojarvis

4.45
Contortionist & the Wandering Boy Poets
http://www.myspace.com/thecontortionist

5.30
Tom Rodwell
http://www.myspace.com/storehousemusic

6.15
Michael Eden
http://www.myspace.com/michaeleden

7.00
Nat Johnson
http://www.myspace.com/judybeat

7.45
Neil McSweeney
http://www.myspace.com/neilmcsweeney

Pray for sunshine.

We have had our eye on this place for a while. It’s the old Wharncliffe Works on Green Lane in Sheffield. A few times since the vacation of what was the Anarchist Centre we’ve deliberately wandered past here to check it out at different times of day, this is how we found G Barnsley and Sons also owned by Mr. Gerald Duniec of Gerald Duniec & Company, Chartered Surveyors, one Sunday it was part open but nothing much of intrest, July 2009 we have a good wonder round:

BACKGROUND

Following discussion at the City Centre and East Area Planning and Highways Board of 10 May 2004, members requested a report on the condition of Wharncliffe Works, Green Lane, and an indication of what powers are available to the Local Planning Authority, in the event of the condition of the building being unacceptable.

Wharncliffe Works, Green Lane, is currently owned by Mr. Gerald Duniec of Gerald Duniec & Company, Chartered Surveyors.  The complex is in reasonable condition, although the Cornish Street range has suffered fire damage.  The Section 4 below highlights the key areas of concern, and Appendix 1deals in more detail with the condition of the building.

Wharncliffe Works, Green Lane was listed on 18 October 1988, at grade II, at which point the building was in fair condition, given that it was then occupied by Langsett Industries, Sheet Metal Workers.

RECENT HISTORY OF THE BUILDING

In May 1992, permission was sought and approved to restore the building, and use the first and second floors of the complex as offices.

In March 1999, permission was sought and approved to convert part the complex to offices and consulting rooms, in a combined redevelopment of Wharncliffe Works, and Globe Works, on Penistone Road (application nos. 98/1107P and 98/1106)P.   This permission was not exercised, and has now lapsed.

The building was first placed upon the Listed Buildings at Risk Register in June 1993, and the then owner’s agent was also written to, informing him of the powers the Local Planning Authority has to execute urgent or necessary repairs under sections 54 and 48 of the Planning (Listed Building and Conservation Areas) Act 1990, and requiring certain works to be undertaken.

Following a bid for grant from English Heritage, in 1993, some £12,053 of grant was expended on the property, as a 25% contribution towards £48, 211.85 worth of works undertaken to the property.

A subsequent offer of grant aid was made to the current owner in 1998, but a letter to the City Council dated 23 November 1998, it was indicated that the deficit between the monies need to refurbish the building and development value was too great to be bridged by grant aid.  The offer was not therefore pursued.

On 4 March 2004, officers from the Planning & Development section of Development Services met with the buildings owner, and his architect, to discuss new proposals for the conversion of the building to residential use.  Officers responded positively to the proposals as tabled, but were not able to give a detailed evaluation as copes of the proposals were not provided.

CONDITION OF THE BUILDINGS

An inspection of the external condition of the building was made on 17 May 2004. The buildings within the complex are considered to be in reasonable but somewhat deteriorating condition.The complex was assessed under the English Heritage Listed Buildings At Risk criteria in 1999, and was deemed to be in Risk Category 4.* This suggested that it was “to be monitored”. It is now considered that the building falls into Category C, under English Heritage’s new assessment criteria, which states that the building read more:

http://www.sheffield.gov.uk/index.as…71&mtype=print

Yesterday’s Independent carried an interesting item about how we view statistical information such as the fact that this month’s estimate of global population is 6,790,062,216 – a number so staggeringly huge that it’s almost meaningless.

Traditionally, statisticians convert such numbers into something more familiar to allow us to get a grip on the figure. Thus we end up with the global population being scaled down to 75,445 Wembleys or 2,341 Wales’. Any better? No, I didn’t think so.

The genius of the article lay in the super-scaling: in fact, converting Britain’s population of 61 million to a single community of 100 people. Britain, the village. And some of the figures have a direct bearing on the lies that the BNP perpetually attempts to pass off as fact.

Britain is overcrowded

Britain is, in fact, far from overcrowded. If Britain were a village of 100 people, and its land mass were scaled down by the same proportion as its population, the village would cover an area the size of 99 football pitches. Agricultural land would occupy 20 football pitches (run by a single farmer), while London would cover just over half a football pitch. All built-up areas and gardens would occupy the equivalent of six football pitches.

This occupied land rounds out at just 26 football pitches, leaving a phenomenal 73 going spare – presumably as woodland, moorland and land in private ownership (by people like Nick Griffin).

The two BNP MEPs were democratically elected

If Britain were a village of 100 people, there would be 74 voters but only 26 of those voters would have gone to the polls at this year’s European elections. Far from the mandate from the British public that Griffin would like us to believe he got.

Britain is overrun by other cultures

Not so. Ninety-two of our villagers would be white. Two would be black, two Indian, one Pakistani, one of mixed race and two would be of other races (which presumably could be pretty much any colour from a well-tanned Robert Kilroy-Silk to a pale Lenny Henry).

Muslims/Jews/whatever are taking over the country

Again, untrue. Seventy-two people would identify themselves as Christian (although only 10 people in the village would go to church regularly). Fifteen people would say that they were not religious, while there would be two Muslims, one Hindu and 10 people who practised other religions (including the BNP’s favourite lunacy Odinism, and paganism). Whatever bizarre cult the BNP’s fake vicar Robert West belongs to, wouldn’t even get a look in.

The BNP is growing fast

Not according to Tina Wingfield, the BNP’s membership secretary, who claimed back in June that the party had achieved 10,000 members, a drop from the 12,724 that appeared on the released membership list. If my maths are correct (and they’re probably not) that should see the BNP membership of our village standing at about a six-hundredth of a normal person, which sounds about right.

While these figures are outrageously simplified, they do help to put the BNP’s droning about the state of the nation into perspective.

We are neither overrun nor overcrowded, though clearly more homes are definitely needed and it handily appears that we have plenty of spare land on which to build them. In fact I can think of a decent plot of land in a reasonable location that might be going spare fairly soon (if the rumours we’ve been hearing of late are true). It’s in Wales, down in a place called Welshpool…

http://lancasteruaf.blogspot.com/2009/07/realistic-sense-of-super-scale.html

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